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would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
For the record, this is runner:
Not at all what I thought it would be.
Exactly what I thought it would be.
Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!
It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.
Ah, my mistake. the shadows on the tag made it look like something underneath had been whited out and I’ve seen so many photoshopped TIL style posts I just assumed lol
I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting.
I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…
I’ll admit it, OP. As soon as you mentioned your family had a lemon tree in their yard I wanted to ask you how they were dealing with the whore infestation.
The amount of Walter Whites in this close proximity to each other without any nearby Jesses is detrimental to the health of the animal. The urgent call of “Jesse” is a clear sign of stress from a Walter White, and the frequency with which all of these Walter Whites are calling Jesse indicates clear trauma and stress. Additionally, Walter Whites are NOT a pack animal. Though a Jesse nearby might act as a way to ease tension, having so many Walter Whites close to each other is highlylikely to cause infighting and maiming. Prolonged captivity in these conditions is likely to severely injure the health of every Walter White present.
I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???
Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.